Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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