Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
what day is it and did you see me today?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
