People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just threw up on my dentist
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
