Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Randomize
