Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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