Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
my god I love twenty year old dicks
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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