I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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