We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
