Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you would pick up someone in the library
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
