at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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