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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
did i walk over a car last night?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
last night I used snow as a chaser
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