Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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