Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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