I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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