dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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