Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
...so i touched it.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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