we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It's rum buckets o'clock
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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