VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I did not marry a roomba.
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