Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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