My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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