do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
How does one acquire holy water?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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