one might say we're banned from that church
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
send nudes
from the living room?
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