i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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