Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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