she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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