Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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