everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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