She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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