Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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