I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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