you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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