you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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