I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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