I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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