I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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