Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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