I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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