dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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