drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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