I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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