apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have feelings that need drinking.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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