What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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