The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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