because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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