I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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