Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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