i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Randomize
