Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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