i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
