She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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