I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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