On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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